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Flatter than Flat Dike Road Ramble / 15-18 mph / 100' / 20 mi / RL Devin / 3PM / WOODLAND

🤪 Good chance for RAIN this month!  Come RIDE - you won't MELT! 🤪

Length20 miles (options for less)
Pace15 to 18 mph (based on riders)
TerrainFlatter than Flat
Elevation: >100 feet (flat)
Ride Type: Group
Cancelation Guidelines: Armageddon / Great Flood / EF5 tornado


Flatter Than Flat Dike Road Ramble - we'll ride 20 miles (options for less)

Nothing but flats.  Rain and wind DO NOT cancel the ride.  In fact, they only encourage us more!  Pace is dependent on attendees. :).

Hate hills?  Excellent - there are no hills.  Hate cars?  Don't be a hater.  But there are far less cars out in Woodland.  No whining about wind - there is always wind by the river.  Ride the FLATTEST and most CAR-FREE ride on the calendar!  We're not all FAST (yet), but we are all FLAT (always). 

Want to ride multiple loops - feel free - that would get you 35 to 40 (depending on how many times you take the dead ends).  Friday Fast Riders - I'm talking to you!  :)


Want others? . . . email me!

RWGPS 15 mile ride
RWGPS 20 mile ride


  • Please park in the Portco Packaging (211 Fifth Street, Woodland, WA 98674) parking lot (far NORTH END ONLY PLEASE!). Note:  turn left on 5th Street from Davidson; look for the entrance on the right and turn into the lot. Turn right again and drive to the north end parking beyond the yellow fire hydrant.
  • Please arrive 10 minutes early to be ready to ride at 3 pm SHARP (we won't wait).
  • Riders are expected to have read the Safe Riding Policy be familiar with the Ride Style Definitions and be willing to ride Only Flats for a day.
  • Helmets are helpful (required). Lights are bright (unless you forget to charge them). RoadIDs are cool (get one - it's a cool product from a cool company). Mobile phones are unnecessary to mention because even your grandma has one of those (bring it so you can call someone, if needed).
  • Make sure your bike has both wheels (it's a long walk back). Riders must be unable to maintain 24 mph on steep hills. Please TALK to the ride leader.  He is SOCIAL.
  • Remember - we want to be awesome representatives for cycling and spread a love for our great sport locally by obeying all traffic laws and riding in a safe and courteous manner. Ride safely and have fun!

Ride FLAT and pet the CAT!
Why is he saying that?  
What does that even mean?!?
Come find out :)

Tuesday, December 6, 2022, 3:00 PM until 4:30 PM
Portco Packaging
211 Fifth Street
Woodland, WA  98674

Additional Info:
Event Contact(s):
Devin Bowen
360-607-1642 (p)
Club Ride
Registration is required
Payment In Full In Advance Only
Online registration is required.
Registration cancellations will be accepted
No Fee
No Fee